//: ancient one.

2126 votes

Daddy Sam

5107 votes

Nah, it’s not gay bro! If I was too drunk to remember sucking off a group of guys at the frat party, then it never really happened, wink wink!😜

2357 votes

Wake & Bake?

7102 votes

Sometimes coal in the stocking just isn’t enough.

3882 votes

Bonding with stepson and the phone rings: “oh hey honey, glad to hear that the business conference is going well. Your son, oh he’s finishing up eating his lunch. I really think we’ve started to bond over football.”

9492 votes

Couple kissing on beach “watercolor” – Image up sized

2048 votes

He Looks

3717 votes

Beach

5082 votes

The Hero Beneath the Suit

2224 votes

Source of horniness

2913 votes

Kansas

3943 votes

Just Hanging Out