Dad is Home Alone

1721 votes

Devil’s Blowjob

4213 votes

You asked your Male Hooters waiter. “So, I had a question about the bill. Do you take cock as payment?” The man had blushed. Then he whispered “I guess it depends on the size of the bill and cock…” He informed you later it was more than enough. Hell, you got credit for next time…

7615 votes

Lonely Man

6040 votes

Plot twist: He knew it was a fake taxi.

4862 votes

Jesse

5938 votes

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2989 votes

When your players asked you about diet, you recommended a strict protein plan. Not the store bought stuff of course. Straight from the source was the best way to go.

5638 votes

Is it too big?

6073 votes

infirmary not just for the infirm

8755 votes

Buying the essentials…

7533 votes

Scent of a Male

3125 votes

Fisherman and his fat Tuna