I mostly sit around the beach with my massive penis

7850 votes

You got a text. “Hey, it’s Jerry. We met last week at Joe’s Bar. Hey man, you said you’d text me. So I guess your ghosting me? Well, I just wanted to give it one more try, so here is my best headshot.” A warm feeling came over you as you stared at the pic. You texted. “What’s your address?”

8513 votes

Da Sweatpants

9124 votes

💣🐚

9111 votes

RPG cleric vs goblins

7161 votes

1980s

5078 votes

Vintage illustration

3087 votes

Seaside Spectacle

3759 votes

Adorable 9

4204 votes

This one is a bit less chonky than my usual man-taste. :)

3684 votes

Would you seduce the Captain?

6456 votes

12:10-2

2915 votes

All you can eat

8421 votes

Suggestions?

1782 votes

The Gardner

4269 votes

Gladiators

9035 votes

Thor

4813 votes

Rear View

5793 votes

Raw Refresh

2882 votes

Who wants to see the whole part?

3625 votes

10:15-1

3740 votes

Waiting in the Hotel for Daddy

704 votes

BWC Only

3683 votes

Habibi, this will be our little secret, yes?

3481 votes

Having some fun with grok