Tag Archive: Hes (22 Found)

4401 votes Thursday, October 30th, 2025

Bonding with stepson and the phone rings: “oh hey honey, glad to hear that the business conference is going well. Your son, oh he’s finishing up eating his lunch. I really think we’ve started to bond over football.”

4290 votes Friday, August 15th, 2025

Oh, so that’s bodypaint – I guess he’s a masterpiece in more than one way. 🎨😏

3588 votes Tuesday, August 5th, 2025

He’s why I hope I live long enough to see the holodeck invented. What I wouldn’t give.

6778 votes Sunday, July 27th, 2025

He’s got a secret to tell you

3921 votes Monday, July 21st, 2025

Be Warned: He’s Bad News

2618 votes Sunday, July 20th, 2025

He’s out here trying to get lei’d

4052 votes Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025

I hate my racist ass dad, so all day while he’s been at work. I had a Juneteenth party in his man cave, and let every black man come over and take reparations (aka pound and dump in my white ass)!

6700 votes Monday, April 21st, 2025

Coach said to meet him later, he’s got a protein drink that’ll help me build muscle

8372 votes Monday, April 14th, 2025

Oops, he’s out in his union suit.

1398 votes Friday, March 21st, 2025

He’s Thirsty