Tag Archive: Told (6 Found)

5930 votes Wednesday, March 4th, 2026

I wrote this straight guy from doublelist who was looking for women. I told him I had a girlfriend who wanted to blow him, but I need to inspect his dick first. He agreed but kept asking where my girlfriend was ;) After hanging for an hour I told him she couldn’t make it. He let me blow him anyway.

2739 votes Friday, February 27th, 2026

My friend Sarah and I seduced a straight guy from tinder. We told him we were a couple and that I was a cuck hubby. We told him that she’s my dom and wanted me to suck a straight bull. It’s shocking how many straight guys are willing to let me suck them.

4780 votes Saturday, October 25th, 2025

“Watching the game with my bro!” or at least that’s what I told my girlfriend lol

4604 votes Tuesday, July 29th, 2025

You get a text from your uncle. “Wife’s gone, it’s now or never nephew.” With butterflies in your stomach you head to the rest stop he told you about.

8353 votes Sunday, April 20th, 2025

I told you, I DON’T lay the eggs!

6689 votes Tuesday, November 12th, 2024

Told my copilot I had an emergency I needed his help with