The Ballbuster.

7010 votes

Could I Get My Pants Back, at Least

2590 votes

Made this Aztec cum ritual thing

2535 votes

Go nuts for donuts!

6008 votes

Penetrated

3979 votes

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2752 votes

Montana Hill Station

3985 votes

Under the Palms

8494 votes

Girthy Gav down the road

1233 votes

Is this normally how they collect samples at a fertility clinic?

5832 votes

I wrote this straight guy from doublelist who was looking for women. I told him I had a girlfriend who wanted to blow him, but I need to inspect his dick first. He agreed but kept asking where my girlfriend was ;) After hanging for an hour I told him she couldn’t make it. He let me blow him anyway.

4609 votes

Major Delays Due to Roadwork… and Bulging Tool Belts

2291 votes

The Hitchhiker